Tracks
this is why designing business cards is the best part of my job
When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
screenshots are fun because on one side you’ll get cuteness like this
but then you see the other side and link’s doing that
— Central Park, New York City
— Barcelona, Spain
— Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
— Male, Maldives
— Niagra Falls, USA/Canadian border
— Tulip fields, Holand
— Egyptian Pyramids
— Artificial Islands, Dubai
— Venice, Italia
— Santiago, Chile
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
*looks through your selfies*
